EST. 1990

America's Most Trusted
Family Restaurant

♪ If you want a place with muscular jocks,
just come on down and eat at Cocks! ♪

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EST. 1990

Our Story

In 1990, the six Johnson brothers had a dream, a roadside shack, and a firm grip on what the American diner wanted. They named it after the proud rooster, and got to work.

Three decades and change later, Cocks has grown into the nation's most trusted family restaurant, according to a survey we conducted ourselves, of ourselves. Every wing is still hand-tossed. Every sausage is still hand-stuffed. Every roll is still buttered tableside, with eye contact, the way Grandpa Johnson insisted.

— The Johnson Family

Happy Endings Hour

Weekdays 4–7 PM • Half-price drafts • $2 off all handhelds

Everything finishes early. Nobody complains.

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Kyle

Senior Server

Kyle will be servicing you tonight. First time at Cocks? You're in for a treat.

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Tyler

Server — New Hire

Still settling in, but management says his presentation has really straightened out lately. Nice and centered.

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Manager Chad

General Manager • Mr. January

Runs a tight ship. Personally inspects every uniform before shift, because customers come to Cocks expecting a good show. Also Mr. January. He will bring it up.

Every server passes daily presentation inspection. Standards are high, snug, and centered.

Did Someone Say Birthday?

Tell your server it's your birthday and the whole crew drops everything for the world-famous Cocky Pokey, performed tableside at full volume.

♪ You put your bulge right in, you put your bulge right out... that's what it's all about! ♪

You will never forget it. Your family will never let you.

The Cocks Calendar

Twelve months. All your favorite servers. Shot on location in the walk-in cooler, for freshness.

Buy one, get 10% off your order. Ask Manager Chad — he's Mr. January, and he would love to tell you about it.

$19.99 at the register. Makes a great gift for someone you want to see less of.

Think You Can Fill Out the Uniform?

We hire attitude, not experience. Must be comfortable in snug shorts, confident carrying a big tray, and proud of what you bring to the table.

Absolutely no cargo shorts. This is non-negotiable.

Apply Now — careers@cocks.bar

Where are you?

Proudly serving over 4,000 neighborhoods coast to coast. There is a Cocks near you. Closer than you'd expect, honestly.

How do I find it?

Easy. Just look for the big glowing cock. You can see it from the highway.

When are you open?

11 AM to 2 AM. Everywhere. All at once.

If you have to ask where Cocks is, you're not ready for Cocks.